June 2011
67 posts
The Michele Bachmann Drinking Game
iamgreaterthanhate:
thingsandschemes:
Anytime she gets history or facts wrong, we drink.
…soooo constantly drink while she is alive. Got it.
Gay marriage isn't natural, huh? Well neither are...
word life.
so some idiot fucker facebook "friend" of mine...
no mother fucker. smoking weed so you can stay stagnant and human rights are not on the same level of priority. i smoke weed and i couldn’t give a motha fuck if it’s ever legalized. apples and oranges bastard, apples and oranges.
“Dressing up as “a Native American” furthers the already popular notion that they...”
– Choppery (via misobowl)
Embarrassingly enough I never understood a lucid argument against cultural appropriation. there you have it.
gay marriage is NOW legal in New York!
let’s be relieved , but seriously.. this shouldn’t be an issue anymore.
I have new followers, happy! They dont talk to me, sad.
I may have found one roommate, happy! Still need one more, sad.
Today is crazy.
Clitorectomy in Brooklyn?
Today at the dentists office I noticed a red folder on the window sill. In it was a doctors profile from Beth Israel Medical Center, a freeze frame picture of the doctor stapled underneath and in the opposite pocket a photocopied handwritten note. As I waited I decided to read it.
Apparently the woman who allegedly wrote the note was admitted to Beth Israel Medical Center in Brooklyn after...
so finding roommates sucks
granted its only been two days but i hate people. Also, i want a puppy, and I have to be up at 5 AM for work.
I might be grumpy. Night then
needs to find roommates
so I can take the upstairs apartment and live close to my parents with Rell —but I hate strangers — stress.
Reasons why I love pop #million
He moves the fan off my head, and he’s sleeping on the floor with me cause I want to.
Night then
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My dick
I’m on the train, headed to therapy before work, it’s hot — I am not happy. I’m on the phone talking to momma bear and there’s a gentleman being obnoxious. He keeps saying excuse me and asking me asinine questions like I’m not clearly in the middle of a conversation. No matter how many times I ignore him, roll my eyes or make an annoyed face he doesn’t...
I'd rather cuddle then have sex.
alexgaskarthspeen:
holdenyouhostage:
This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.
hehehoho
#1 word. #2 clever clever
nightdestroystheday asked: It's not legal yet, but it ALMOST IS. Senate's just gotta pass it.
Gay marriage is now legal in New York!
nightdestroystheday:
dreamersecrets:
^ ABOUT FUCKING TIME
NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT!!!
GAY MARRIAGE IS NOT LEGAL IN NY!!
Please get your facts straight. The bill passed in the NY state assembly which is beautiful — but we still have to make it through Congress.
Since this fib circulated thru Tumblr like wildfire, why don’t you’s write your Congress people. I mean if you really care that’s not too much of an investment to ask.
if people realized no one gives a fuck about their...
New York state assembly approved gay marriage.
mommys-littlemonster:
thanksicouldhelpbro:
caesars-legion:
vaguelyattracted2rooftops:
lightningscarsandklainestars:
buhriancorey:
This is legit. Just checked.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been....”
– Isaac Asimov (via queen)
Fucks are VERY scarce...
foxxyleopatra:
that’s why I don’t GIVE them!
it's unclear why at this stage of our lives people...
I've been living a lie. There's nothing inside.
